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Thursday, November 20, 2008

Inside My Head

What Were They Thinking?
1. Officials of the Steelers Chargers game- As if you haven’t heard enough about this already, I’m going to tell you again. You really screwed up. Great job guys! Even I knew that you can’t decline a forward lateral penalty. Why is that even after they review for five minutes, you still can’t get it right. Are you blind of just intellectually challenged? What were you thinking guys?
People who bet on this game- What was going through your mind when the game was over? Especially those of you who lost the bet due to the mistake of the officials. If you think I’m mocking you, you’re completely right. I am. There’s a lesson for you kids, never bet on sports.
3. Donovan McNabb. Need I say more? How can you possibly have played in the NFL for ten years and not know that a game can end in a tie. You only get one overtime Donovan, that’s it. Then you go and publicize your stupidity at a news conference. Somebody better check this guy out and make sure he didn’t suffer a concussion in that game.
Bills Fans- I just want to know what you were thinking after Rian Lindell missed the 47-yard game winning field goal last night. Did you have flashbacks of Scott Norwood? Did you remember how you went to four Superbowls in the 80’s and 90’s and didn’t win any of them? What exactly were you thinking at this point in time?
Brian Scalabrine- You live a great life. Sit on the bench all year, pick up a few mil in the process. I respect you man, but how can you ask the fans to stop chanting your name. You know its not going to happen, and we all know that you cherish it and look forward to it every home game.
Coach K – How can you let a kid drain seven consecutive three’s without getting more hands in his face. Come on Coach, you almost lost to URI. They play in the Atlantic 10. Was your team even trying? I guess you shouldn’t have sent those tapes of J.J. Reddick to Jim Baron. I hope you learned your lesson. What were you thinking?
NBA- Did you guys really suspend Kevin Garnett for the so called altercation he had with Andrew Bogut. Let me tell you, you can’t get away with anything in professional sports anymore. There are barely any contact sports anymore. Pretty soon, touching someone is going to be a foul in basketball. Let the guys play!
Detroit Lions – 0-10, need I say more? How is it that when you have a top 5 pick in the NFL draft for five straight years you can still be the worst team in the League? Aren’t all those draft picks supposed to help you? Maybe you should stop drafting receivers all these years, and get somebody that can get the ball to those receivers. Now that would be a good idea.
Providence College – looks like you’re off to another mediocre season, as you opened your year with a loss to Northeastern. Maybe it wasn’t the coach; it’s just your players. They aren’t good.


What to Watch For:
-The two teams with the most wins in college basketball history square off tonight as North Carolina, the preseason favorite takes on Kentucky.
-Some good games in the NFL this week, as the Pats take on Miami in the tight AFC East, and the Jets battle against the undefeated Tennessee Titans.
-Be sure to catch some college hoops this week as the season really kicks off, and we begin the road to the Big Dance. Watch for a Dickie V. sighting to brighten your day.
-Try to make room for some college football this weekend when #2 Texas Tech goes to Oklahoma to play the #5 ranked Sooners.
-Make sure you celebrate the fact that the Nascar season is over, which means we don’t have to see it anymore on ESPN.
-Watch for the economy to get better this week.
-I lied. It will continue to fall.
-The Yankees to go after C.C. Sabathia, A.J. Burnett, and Derek Lowe.
-Manny being Manny
-That’s all I got.

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