Inside My Head

What Were They Thinking?

Jason Whitlock: So much for an undefeated season for your Ball State Cardinals. They took a beating from the 8-5 Buffalo Bulls, the top team in the Mid American East Conference on Friday night. Do you think any team in the SEC or Big 12 would lose Buffalo? I don’t think so. You should keep your mouth shut about these mid major schools deserving a chance because when they blow easy games like this, it makes you look bad. Also, how’d your boy Nate Davis play on Friday? Four fumbles and a pick, not too good I’d say.
Oscar De La Hoya: What was your reasoning behind taking a fight with Manny Pacquiao? First of all, you’re too old. Secondly, the fight was a mismatch anyway. It was over before it started. He murdered you, and then you quit after the eighth round. There’s nothing I hate more than quitters. Ever since you won that gold medal in the 90’s, your career has been downhill. You’ve lost every big fight you’ve ever had. You will always be known as one of boxing’s biggest choke artists.
Teams in the Race for C.C Sabathia: Right now, C.C is sitting on 140 million. Why? I understand that is a great pitcher and turned around the Milwaukee Brewers season last year, but he is not worth as much as he is hyped up to be. There are pitchers out there who are just as good, and are not at risk for heart attack every single day. Tell C.C Sabathia you’ll think about offering him a contract once he loses some weight. 300-pound pitchers should be outlawed.
Bryan Colangelo: The only reason you fired Sam Mitchell was to make it look like you weren’t the one bringing down the Toronto Raptors. You didn’t really even let him do his job. You are a GM and coach in one, and you fired Mitchell for your mistakes. If you weren’t going to let him coach, than you should’ve let him go earlier.
Glen Davis: What is your problem? There is no need to throw a temper tantrum for something that is not that big of a deal. Why are you mad at KG for trying to get you more involved? By getting mad at him for trying to get you in the huddle, it makes it look as though you are not a team player. Are you a team player? Maybe you should think about that.
Junior Seau: I’m sick and tired of people retiring and coming back. We are fourteen weeks into the season, and now you decide that you’re going to come back and play. Make up your mind at the beginning of the year so you don’t waste the whole season. I wouldn’t want you on my team.
College Football: Why is it that the later you lose, the worse off you are? Why is it that Alabama, who won their first eleven games and lost to the best team in the country, will not get their shot at the championship because they lost so late? Now, they will half to play Utah in a BCS matchup, a team who they will likely kill.
O.J. Simpson: Why did you have to give that final plea at your court hearing? We all know that it was an act, and we’re tired of seeing these kinds of things from you. I’m glad that you finally got what you deserved, and I hope you spend the rest of your life behind bars. You will always be seen as a criminal, not a football player.

What to Watch For:
The Celts are on quite a winning streak; let’s see if they can keep it alive.
We’ll, seeing how none of the important Bowl Games will be played for another month or so, turn your attention to college hoops.
I hate saying this, but let’s see if C.C makes a decision any time soon.
Hopefully, Providence can gain momentum from there victory over URI.
Both the AFC and the NFC playoff races should be quite interesting in the final three weeks of the season.